Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, A Great Valentine's Combo! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Sassy Dozen) (Humanity +
  • Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, A Great Valentine's Combo! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Sassy Dozen) (Humanity +
  • Miss Fortunes, Funny Fortune Cookies, The Two-Pack Shakur, A Great Valentine's Combo! Written by Professional Comedy Writers (Multi-pack of 2 Dozen Cookies) (Dirty Dozen + Sassy Dozen) (Humanity +
Occasion Friendship, Anniversary, Birthday, Valentine's Day
Flavor Vanilla
Number of Items 12
Unit Count 7.8 Ounce
Brand Miss Fortunes Better Luck Next Time
  • IRREVERENTLY FUNNY: The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here -- just gloomy and outlandish predictions that will leave everyone laughing. 24 sinfully delicious cookies, each with a slightly twisted and hilarious message.
  • A GREAT ADULT PARTY IDEA: Get your gathering off to an uproarious start with racy messages that will provoke conversation, and possibly outrage.
  • DOUBLE YOUR MISFORTUNE: The Two-Pack Shakur features two of our most popular bags bundled together -- one with racy, adult messages, the other that's safe for all ages. You're welcome!
  • ARE THERE REPEAT JOKES? No! If you find two of the same joke in the same bag, we will let you fire a random employee of your choice.
  • 100% VEGAN: Not like those other fortune cookies that are full of meat.
  • INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED: Otherwise that would just be kinda gross.

Product Description

The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here – just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing.

Product Description

The cookies are sweet. The fortunes are salty! Miss Fortunes is the funny fortune cookie that satisfies your sweet tooth, but never sugarcoats your destiny. Devilishly red, you know from the moment you open Miss Fortunes, trouble is brewing. No promises of riches, romance or adventure here – just twisted and outrageous predictions that will leave everyone laughing.

Product details

  • Package Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 10 x 4.25 x 2.5 inches; 5 ounces
  • Manufacturer ‏ : ‎ Miss Fortunes
  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B0BNWBB62G
  • Country of Origin ‏ : ‎ USA
  • Best Sellers Rank: #97,358 in Grocery & Gourmet Food (See Top 100 in Grocery & Gourmet Food)
    • #19 in Fortune Cookies
  • Customer Reviews:
    4.6 4.6 out of 5 stars 29 ratings






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